I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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