So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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