What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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