JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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