"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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