Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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