when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
