My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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