my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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