you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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