just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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