Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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