Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Two words: nipple clamps
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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