So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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