never play flip cup with pint glasses
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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