you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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