Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
