no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
