if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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