I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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