booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
