Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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