I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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