I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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