This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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