my phone cant type all the emotion im having
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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