I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
