He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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