Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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