If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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