Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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