I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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