There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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