Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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