Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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