I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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