My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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