Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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