Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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