Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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