so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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