So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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