do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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