If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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