So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Randomize
