didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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