he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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