i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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