She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Watching her eat just hurts me
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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