Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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