i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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