I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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