So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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