I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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