Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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