You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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